新聞點子王，2016年11月24日
自作人：吳仁麟
一、「新聞沒批」
*三分鐘掌握新聞的重點和笑點
本日點歌：好膽麥走（川普點給紐約時報）
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6xYKgXWeVg
1.和川普對話之後紐約時報重砲開罵，普丁、杜特帝和金正恩將聯手幫他討回公道。
2.日本福島縣外海6.1地震無海嘯危險，台灣反核食海嘯來襲中。
3.華航接手復興航權股價起飛，復興航空失業員工權益仍然被踩在地上。
4.曹錦輝台東自主訓練球速仍有150，但球速再快仍然甩不掉假球案。
5.吳宗憲挺多元成家促「一夫多妻」，婦運團體發出警語：危險動作請勿模仿!
6.上海到昆明高鐵明年一月通車全長2266公里車程十小時，台灣高鐵要不要考慮增設台北到北京班次來嗆聲一下?
7.NCC裁定電視播出性器官不必再馬賽克，川普的嘴巴終於可以在電視上露臉了。
8.台大學生發起連署要求校長請辭，全台大學校長們要求這些學生的家長們請辭。
9.南韓總統辦公室發現威而鋼事件持續延燒，朴槿惠貼身特勤人員的性能力備受關注。
10.東京下雪了，日本的AV女優還是沒有衣服穿。
二、「名人俳句」
＊名字可以是神話也可以是笑話
1 吳宗憲
無所謂
即使妳跟我比中指
現在還是很愛妳
2． 曹錦輝
操
好緊
球衣太小怎麼發揮實力
3． 威而鋼
萎縮了但是沒關係
再等一會兒
它就會變成鋼鐵人
三、「無語錄」
＊五語問蒼天
「關於歧視」
1 歧視別人的歧視也是一種歧視。
2 歧視是一種內衣，有人喜歡外穿。
3 歧視是一種罪，但有錢的人不在乎。
4 有錢人歧視窮人，窮人歧視比自己更窮的人。
5 歧視是一種現實，我們不是歧視別人就是被歧視。
原文網址：
英文版由菜英文補習班友情贊助：
News Point King, November 24, 2016
Authors: Wu Renlin
First, the ews did not grant"
* Three minutes to master the news of the pain points and laugh points
Today's song: good bile to go (Chuanpu point to the New York Times)
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6xYKgXWeVg
1. And Trump dialogue after the New York Times heavy artillery scolded, Putin, Dutt and Kim Jong-un will work together to help him get justice.
2. Fukushima 6.1 earthquake off the coast of Fukushima no tsunami risk, the anti-nuclear tsunami struck in Taiwan.
3. China Airlines took over the resumption of flight rights shares take-off, the revival of aviation unemployed employees are still being stepped on the ground.
4. Cao Jinhui Taito self-training ball speed is still 150, but the ball is still faster and then fast rejection can not afford to match-fixing case.
5. Wu Zongxian quite a multi-family to promote "polygamy", women's groups issued a warning: do not imitate the dangerous action!
6. Shanghai to Kunming high-speed rail in January next year, the total length of 2266 km drive ten hours, Taiwan's high-speed rail should be considered to Taipei to Beijing to increase the frequency of choking sound about?
7.NCC ruled that TV broadcast sex organs no longer mosaic, Trump's mouth can finally show his face on television.
8. Taiwan University students initiated a joint request to the resignation of the principal, the president of the University of Taiwan asked the parents of these students resigned.
9. The Office of the President of the Republic of Korea found that the incidents of Viagra and Steel continued to spread, and the sexuality of the officers was of concern.
10. Tokyo snow, Japan AV Actress or no clothes to wear.
2. "Celebrity haiku"
* Names can be myths or jokes
1. Wu Zongxian
It does not matter
Even if you told me than the middle finger
Still loves you now
2. Cao Jinhui
Speak
Good tight
How to play jersey too small strength
3. Wei and steel
But it does not matter
Wait a minute
It will become a steel man
3. "No Quotations"
* Five language asked heaven
"On Discrimination"
1. Discrimination against others is also a form of discrimination.
2. Discrimination is a kind of underwear, some people like to wear.
3. Discrimination is a sin, but the rich do not care.
4. The rich discriminate against the poor and the poor discriminate against the poorer ones.
5. Discrimination is a reality, and we do not discriminate against or discriminate against others.