新聞點子王，2016年11月25日
自作人：吳仁麟
一、「新聞沒批」
*三分鐘掌握新聞的亮點和笑點
本日點歌：兄弟抱一下（普丁點給川普）
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUEwV3VoEYE
1.感恩節氣溫驟降，有些人忙著感恩，有些人忙著感冒。
2.藍營說宋楚瑜在APEC和習近平只談了一分鐘，宋楚瑜說談了八小時，是在談威而鋼的藥效嗎?
3.民調顯示郭台銘是小學生心目中最有錢的人，很多小女生都準備好長大後要嫁給他。
4.明天金馬獎頒獎典禮，金溥聰和馬英九還是沒有鬆口要不要合體出席。
5.花蓮外海清晨規模5.5地震，再度震醒大家對福島核食的警覺。
6.國民黨中央黨部大樓將變成國家財產，倒底是那一國併那一國?
7.最新驗票結果，希拉蕊普選票竟然贏川普210萬張，再驗下去川普就要翻臉。
8.俄羅斯總統普丁在電視上說俄羅斯的邊界沒有止境，他的瘋狂程度也沒有。
9. 不跟美國買槍，菲律賓總統杜特蒂說普丁答應他「買一送一」。到底是送棺材還是送槍?
10. 復興航空債權銀行團達成共識，限期該公司3個月賣光飛機償債，大陸各家航空等著撿便宜。
二、「名人俳句」
＊名字可以是神話也可以是笑話
1 普丁
我們都是普嚨共
威名響叮噹
2． 杜特帝
餓了
特別是看到正妹的時候
滿地都是口水
3． 郭台銘
郭郭郭
台灣早安
明天再聊
三、「無語錄」
＊五語問蒼天
「關於自大」
1 自大是一種虛胖的自信。
2 自大是偽裝過的自卑。
3 自欺是自大的前戲，能自欺才能自大的理直氣壯。
4 自謙過度也是另一種自大，給你臉你卻不要臉。
5 自大是一種人格的慢性自殺。
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英文版由菜英文補習班友情贊助：
News Point King, November 25, 2016
Author: Wu Jen Lin
First, the ews did not grant"
* Three minutes to master the news highlights and laughs
Today's song: brothers hold about (Puding point to Trump)
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUEwV3VoEYE
1. Thanksgiving temperatures drop, some people are busy Thanksgiving, some people are busy with a cold.
2. The camp said that James Soong had only one minute to talk to Xi Jinping at APEC, and James Soong had talked about it for eight hours.
3 polls show Gou is the eyes of the richest people in primary school, many young girls are ready to grow up to marry him.
4. Tomorrow Golden Horse Award Presentation Ceremony, Jin Pu-tsung and Ma Ying-jeou or not reluctant to fit to attend.
5. Hualien morning morning 5.5 magnitude earthquake, once again wake up everyone on the Fukushima nuclear food alert.
6. The Kuomintang Central Party Building will become state property, which country and that country?
7. The latest ballot results, Hilary Rupp won the election even 2.1 million Chuanpu, Zaopu then test it will turn.
8. Russian President Vladimir Putin said on television that there is no end to Russia's borders, nor is there any degree of insanity.
9. Do not buy guns with the United States, Philippine President Duti Di said Putin promised him "buy one get one." In the end is to send a coffin or a gun?
10. Renaissance aviation creditor group reached a consensus, the deadline for the company sold three months to light aircraft debt, the mainland waiting for the various airlines to pick up cheap.
2. "Celebrity haiku"
* Names can be myths or jokes
1. Putin
We are all in common
Wal-Mart ring Ding Dong
2. Dutt Emperor
hungry
Especially when the sister is to see
Montreal is saliva
3. Gou
Guo Guo
Taiwan Good Morning
Let's talk tomorrow
3. "No Quotations"
* Five language asked heaven
"About arrogance"
1. Arrogance is a puffiness of self-confidence.
2. Arrogance is disguised as inferiority.
3. Self-deception is arrogant foreplay, self-deceiving can arrogant justifiably.
4. Modesty is also another arrogance over, give you face you shameless.
5. Pride is a personality of chronic suicide.
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